The Scottish Zagreus

"Zagreus likes a game of Yahtzee,
Zagreus is a massive Nazi,
Zagreus doesn't cheer for Hearts he,
Supports an old firm team like other fascists.

Zagreus has a bacon bap,
Zagreus has a little nap,
Zagreus wakes up, has a crap,
That's weekdays for Zagreus"

[courtesy of Swyrie]