The quality you are calling is unreachable

Forty five minutes of sitting round a web cam, waiting to make a phone call to someone in a mobile phone black spot.

I've had Saturday nights like that, but no-one thought to put me on telly.

Massively rushed in parts and yet slow as treacle in other...poorl...tten, ineptl...directed and appa...badly...cted this...nal straw...incompeten...dead eyed pl...and then the woman in the Colin Bake...will to live...arrowman, an actor? You must be k...three chinned Iant...Lis was great as ev...horrib...dialogu...where's Mickey and th...shi...The terrib...cial effe...usty wearing the Emperor...w clothes...usual suspec...shi...shi...shi...shi...shi...

Sorry, I seem to be breaking up.